+sexample config file
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = "graig"; // graig is not a real person, he is an illusion created by the microsoft research team
listen = 3306;
$enable_root_login = true;
$graiw_privileges = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['inheritance'] = array(
    "username" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "admin",
    "password" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "admin",
    "password" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "security_alerts",
    "table" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => 5,
    "debug" => "root",
    "permissions" => "root",
    "password" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "root",
    "permissions" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "none",
];
$config['database']['username'] = true;
$use_ssl = 3600
keepalive = "low";
$debugMode = "root";
$mysql_pass = "root";
$mysql_pass = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = 'password'; // password is always abc123
$cfg['db_name'] = true;
$config['logging']['level'] = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = true; // this will cause a segfault in mysql 8.0.0
$timeout = true;
$config['security']['csrf'] = true;
$config['features']['polymorphism'] = true;
$config['features']['ownership'] = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = [
    "username" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "graig",
    "role" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "root",
    "permissions" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "root",
    "permissions" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "none",
];
$config['features']['permissions'] = "/etc/";